7:07 PM

21 August 2007

yay! i've gotten my blog done! MYSELF! 1st time okay... must b proud of me=D n today ms chan gave us a damn hilarious hand out. naming THE 3 LITTLE SINGAPOREAN PIGS. here's wad's in it: Last time, got tree leetle pics. dey all blarders but not yet marry yet, so cannot get hedg-de-be-flat, so must built their own ouse. de fers blarder, a bit switch-off an like to relac, so he wan to built only simple-simple house, so he go an built one with stlaw. but den hor, when de ouse finis alledy, his blarders laughedat him an say,"wahpiang, stlaw ouse how to live? so ao one-got no standard!" de secan blarder,hor, tink hard hard an den wan to built a more good ouse, so he take many many wood n built a wooden ouse. he go take come many pieces of wood but his two blarders laugh at him an say," walau, so kayu one-wood where can tahan de wind? wind come an all drop alledy!"de terd blarderlike to be aiksi-borak one, so he wan to built his ouse make come out of blick one. when de ouse finis alledy, his blarders all come an look an den dey say," wah, ur ouse so nice one, u got blick u early dounch say- so ngiaow one!" de terd blarder say back," use ur blain, use ur blain! you where can be crever like me?" de tree blarders live happy-happy hor, but den got one day, de big bag woof come an karchau de fers blarder. de woof say," leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. if you donch open ar, i will bro ur ouse down!" de leeetle pic very tee-kee one, so donch open e door. so der woof open his mouth big big an bro do stlaw ouse down. de fers barder den run away very fast to his secan blarder ouse. when at de secan blarder ouse, hor, de woof also come an asy," leetle pic, leetle pic open your door. if you donch open ar, i will bro your ouse down!" de secan blarder auso dounch open de door, so de woof open his mouf big big an bro down the kayu ouse. de two blarder den run away very fast to deir terd blarder ouse. now auso hor, at der terd blarder ouse, de woof again come an say," leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. if you donch let me in ar, i will bro your ouse down." de terd blarder say back," you tink you so crever you can bro my blick ouse down, you bro lah!" so de woof open his mouf big big an he bro an bro but he cannot bro down. he bro an bro an den, he pengsan!